I found this amusing. He talks about his cure for a hangover:
rise early, never sleeep in !!!
drink alotof water and eat something...pref chocolate..drink a blottle of coke..have 2 showers..wear clean clothes..take a brisk walk to boots and buy fresh aspirins..but water and limes..eat limes and drink water with aspirin in...walk more, maybe to sainsburies..buy a pork pie...eat it on the way to the park..buy a strong coffee.lie down for a while until you need the loo... then find the nearest public lav and do you r business...drink more coca cola...go home and have a bath..watch the news..eat a small ammount...like some soup, tomato or pea and ham.
check time..if its after 6 have a boozy treat.
mmm.. what i used to do tho was roll out of bed clothes on...shower and out the door as sooon as to father ted's and have 3 pints of cider then go to the posh pub and have a esspresso martini.. 5 quid but well worth it. then...bythen..i would be feeling sooo much better and i would buy a nice bottle of wine and drink that slowly...havin several breaks for jagermeisters.. .. then...and only then i would start drinking the pina co-lager and the lagereeetas..then..er..passed out by 5 and told off by posh publican.. told to go home...and so leave..but..just drop in to father teds on the way home which by now is full of maniacs!!! but by then i look like one of them so we all sing along to elvis costello on the ffreee juke box!!!!! wew weew!!!!!!!! feelin great now..then...oh shit.. the humour excursions begin...and my new friends start gettin offended...there grins turn upside down..some slam down drinks and get to there feet...many are irish, some are just chavs,,,i remind then that i am a rich popstar and that i can say what i like and besides i was just about to buy the whole pub a drink, "baaaarrrrtender!!! drinks all round, my good man!".....and so on.